Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Hi, I’m Joe.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
#RIPBOZO
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
