Comedian jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.