Comedian jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.