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Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.