The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklenut. So, Jesus comes back, right? But here's the kicker: he thinks he's just another Christian. Now, any dummy knows Jesus can't *be* a Christian because he's, well, *Jesus*. It's like Batman thinking he's just a regular dude in Gotham—doesn't make a lick of sense, does it? You are as dumb as the guy who wrote this joke.
Michael Hatchet
I am reporting this post of yours, this is a dark joke (and sometimes unfortunately edgy) website not a place for your personal religious beliefs bud.