Come jokes
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.