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Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

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    • You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

    If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

    I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

    So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

    This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

    The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

    A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

    People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?