turn the comments into a kindergarden fight
Killmonger65
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.