Cotton Candy jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."