Cotton Candy jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.