Cotton Candy jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

What do gay men like cocks?

🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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