Clothing jokes
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Drawers!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”