Clothing jokes
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Me in a dress + face reveal
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Addison in bra.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."