Clothing jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

The priest had a very holy shirt.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.

Drawers!