Clothing jokes
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Like if u sleep naked
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.