Clothing jokes
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Like if u sleep naked
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
"Dick me down shorts."
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!