What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Clothing Jokes
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
