Clothing jokes
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!