Clothing jokes

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."

What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.

Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.

Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.

Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!