Clothing jokes
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).