Teacher: we are going to Seville Girls: Omg it's such a beautiful city I cant wait to explore Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh Omg thanks for 1000 likes
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What is the name of the bear capitol?
Koala Lumpur
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store the tea bag section had been ransacked. Luckily they found the thief Pionel Pessi with boxes of his favourite tea,Penaltea. Shame on you Pessi.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
