This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
