What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Manchester City is gay.
