City jokes

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?

A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

Manchester City is gay.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.