How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Manchester City is gay.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
