City Jokes

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?

Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

Look, it's the dead center of town!

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."