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Dandruff

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

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    Pen

    I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

    Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

    Mama

    Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

    Football Team

    Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?

    A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

    Twin Towers

    What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

    School

    What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

    Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

    Difference

    What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

    Flow

    A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

    And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

    And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

    And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

    And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

    Bangkok

    We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

    Guy

    I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!