What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
What was going through the heads of people in manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
