New York City

New York City Jokes

Football Team

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Twin Towers

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Contest

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

Twin Towers

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

Train

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

Dandruff

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?

Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!

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  • People

    What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

    Tower 1...