New York City

New York City Jokes

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!

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What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard