What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Flappy Bird in 2001
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...