New York City jokes
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 馃槃馃ぃ
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.