Flint Doctor's Beverage Preference

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You see, most doctors say water is better for kids than soda, which makes sense. But one doctor disagrees, and they probably live in Flint, Michigan, where the water is famously bad. That's the joke-- that doctor isn't exactly in a position to give good advice about drinking water, which is why they probably recommend soda.