Penaldo's Arrest

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

Explanation

The humor comes from the double meaning of the word "penalty." Penaldo, who is known for getting penalties in soccer, misunderstands the police officer's statement and thinks he's not going to be punished, so he punches the officer.

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