Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Jokes

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.


Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.

Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.