Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.