Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
