Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.

Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*

Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*

Me: Well, shit.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.

Horses ride him.