Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
