Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
you.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.