Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"