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Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road
