Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris is so immortal Even he killed death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dieing room
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"