Chuck Norris jokes
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
you.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.