Chuck Norris's Army

This joke plays on Chuck Norris's tough-guy persona. It's a reversal, implying that the army would be lucky to have him, rather than the other way around.

• Army
• Chuck Norris
• Military
• Celebrity
• Soldier
• Power

• Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
• When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
• Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses. Horses ride him.