Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Deez
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Total gym.
My pee pee fell off.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Gamemaster10
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
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Rip Chuck Norris
BE LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.