Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Deez

Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.

Gamemaster10

Kenshiro is already dead.

Total gym.

My pee pee fell off.