Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Gamemaster10
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
Deez
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Total gym.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
My pee pee fell off.
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Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.