Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
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Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
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Kenshiro is already dead.
Total gym.
My pee pee fell off.
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BE LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.