Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
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Kenshiro is already dead.
My pee pee fell off.
Total gym.
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Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.