When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
Chuck Norris the opposite to Oliver savage
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
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Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!
What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being Wrangler Karate Sex!
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
