Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Chuck Norris has gone to mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck
Chuck Norris is a genius for this : Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!