the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Death once had a near chuck experience.
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land