Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
