Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
