Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead or anything, it’s just too scared to nove

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience…

They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain… it died.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE

God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris said, “You have to say please first.”

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Chuck Norris didn’t join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris