Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.