God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris said, “You have to say please first.”
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. – Against Medusa.
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Death once had a near chuck experience.
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling “bang!”
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.
Bees don’t sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back