Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris jokes

Water

Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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  • Bet

    Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

    Medusa

    Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

    People

    Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.

    Time

    One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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  • Back

    Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.

    Calorie

    When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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  • Sign

    Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.