Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
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Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
