Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
Chuck Norris one shot down a German fighter plane- by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
