There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.