Chuck Norris Catches Pokemon

This is a joke about how tough Chuck Norris is. It plays on the idea that Pokémon are normally caught using special tools, but Chuck Norris is so powerful he can just grab them with his bare hands.

• Pokemon
• Hand
• Chuck Norris
• Strength
• Superpower

• Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
• Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
• Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.