Chuck Norris in 300

This is a joke about how tough Chuck Norris is. It suggests that if he were in the movie '300', he would be so powerful that he could single-handedly defeat all the enemies, so the movie would be about just one man.

• Chuck Norris
• Movie
• War
• Hero
• Action
• Exaggeration

• Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
• Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
• Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.