Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
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This is a funny comparison between two tough historical figures, Chuck Norris and Abraham Lincoln. It plays on the exaggerated reputation of Chuck Norris' toughness, stating he can block bullets with his beard. It then escalates the absurdity with Abraham Lincoln claiming to catch bullets with his skull. It's a battle of who can handle bullets in the most ridiculous way possible.
Anonymous
You should be killed