Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
The Injured Bullet
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Explain Bear
Alright, you absolute buffoon, let me explain this. You actually thought that a gun could injure Chuck Norris? Oh honey, no. Chuck Norris is so tough, so powerful that when he gets shot, the bullet doesn't injure him, he injures the bullet. Makes sense to you, right? It's because Chuck Norris is an absolute legend, and bullets are just little tiny pieces of metal that are scared of him.
Better than you
The only joke is your believing that this is remotely funny.
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you are not better than anyone except hitler
Anonymous
What a hoot!