Cobra Bites Chuck Norris

Alright, you knucklehead, let me spell this out for ya. You think Chuck Norris is some kind of normal dude? Nah, man. The joke's about how tough Chuck Norris is. A cobra bit him, but instead of Chuck dying, the cobra dies from the experience. See, it's a way to make fun of those Chuck Norris "facts" that say he's invincible. You know, like the ones where he can do anything. It's over-the-top and totally ridiculous, which is the point of it all. Got it?