Chuck Norris counted to infinity TWICE
Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
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A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time
