Infinity

Infinity Jokes

Love

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

Waste Of Time

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

Mathematician

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."

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  • Hair

    Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

    Mathematician

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

    Wife

    My Wife: How much do you love me??

    Me: Count all the stars.

    My Wife: Aww, infinity.

    Me: No, a waste of time.

    Avenger

    Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

    Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

    Weight

    You're so fat,

    when you stepped on the scale,

    Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

    "To infinity and beyond!"

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

    Orphan

    What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

    They go to infinity and beyond.

    Trash

    Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

    Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

    Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

    Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

    Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

    Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

    Mom

    Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

    Love

    A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

    He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

    Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

    Memes

    Spongebob

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    A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.