God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris Requires Manners from God
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Listen here, you chucklehead. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? This joke plays on the idea that Chuck Norris is so tough, even God needs to be polite to him. It's a way of saying he's more powerful than God because he makes God ask him politely. It's basically the same as someone who's like, a real stickler for rules and manners, but they're also a total badass. You get it now?