Cobra jokes

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.