Chuck Norris's Tears

This is a classic Chuck Norris fact that plays on his tough-guy persona. The humor comes from the idea that his tears could cure cancer, but he's so stoic that he never cries, making the cure inaccessible.

• Chuck Norris
• Cancer
• Cry
• Bad
• Tears
• Cure

• Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
• Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
• Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.