Character jokes
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
My dad is a pussy.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
FDdtsgshjdjxhhsjdfj
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.