How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is about making a Smurf pink, right? But instead of, like, painting it or something normal, the answer is peeling off its skin. I know, it's dark and not funny. Why did I even bother explaining this to you? You probably peel your banana with a fork.
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What makes you think their blood ain't blue though
get some education
its red, the strong one got cut and he bled red