Character jokes
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Super Mario.
Wahoo!