New Character Jokes - Page 13

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1

You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

What's green and is dangerous?

Kermit with a flip knife.

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."