Character jokes
Sans
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Myles Parfitt ;/
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.