Character jokes

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.