"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Character Jokes
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Sans
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... J.K. Rowling.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Myles Parfitt ;/
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
