What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Kermit with a knife
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it takes a cute character, Kermit the Frog, and makes him dangerous by giving him a knife. It's unexpected and that makes it funny. Now go back to drooling.
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