Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Mickey and Minnie's Divorce
Explanation
This joke plays on the unexpected. The lawyer assumes the divorce is due to Minnie's craziness, but Mickey reveals the real reason is her infidelity with Goofy, a surprising and silly twist.
Comments (18)
Lalala
Hold up
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Holy shit, im telling this one at dinner
Lol
Idk, but why I read that in a Mickey Mouse voice.
Gwen
Why are u talking about micky mouse? But good one...
Gwen
I think.
Gwen
I did'nt read it all tho...
Gwen
Sorry...
Gwen
Have a good day tho...
Gwen
Bye.
Person
Gwen it seems like you are all over this website
Anonymous
am i the only one who read that with a mickey voice
amogus
gwen why do you do this
Anonymous8
I can envision donald duck eating minnie mouse out. Whilst goofy is putting his dick in her mouth. And Mickey suddenly walking in the house. And tiger stroking his tail anxiously waiting for one of them to cum so he can walk in and have his time to shine
Hailey ❁
OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Anonymous8 DAMMNNNNNN BRUH WHAT MICKEY MOUSE YOU WATCHING
YOUR MOTHER
Wow, ummmmmmmm
Ok
Anonymous
F U C K
Anonymous
bro why the fuck is a thing you would even imagine.