Goofy jokes

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

Why was Goofy in the bathroom?

He was goofing off!

Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

Goofy ahh jokes below.

Shut your goofy ahh mouth!

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

Googoogaga.

GOOGOO?

RTY!

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.