Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Shut your goofy ahh mouth
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
