Character jokes
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
My dad is a pussy.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.