Character jokes
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Hodor.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
My dad is a pussy.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1