Character jokes
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Hodor.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.