900+ Best Celebrity Jokes - Page 47 - Worst Jokes Ever

Priest

Anonymous · 7 years ago

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

Parent

Anonymous · 2 years ago

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Face

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

Celebrity memes

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

Michael Jackson

Hee hee · 7 years ago

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

Star

Anonymous · 9 years ago

"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."

Tweet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme showing a Twitter post by Nicki Minaj. The text in the tweet states, "my pussy so wet no child in africa would be thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire continent." Below the tweet is a reaction image of a cat with wide eyes and a shocked expression.

Release

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with brown hair and a black and white jacket sits on an orange couch with a grey patterned background. The text below the image says "epstein list releases" and "ecelebs start leaving the platform".

Taylor Swift

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A picture shows a black man with braided hair and a black jacket, he has a serious look on his face. The text overlay reads: "It's just big me." -The rapper shorter than Wolverine.

Theory

RapBoat · 2 years ago

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

Toaster

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of Elon Musk in a hospital bed is shown. Above the image reads "Roses are red I'm not a boaster" and beneath the image reads "Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster".

Deadpool

Wade · 2 years ago

The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows a formal event where a couple is kissing. The lower part shows a close-up of Deadpool and Spiderman looking at something to the right. They have a slightly surprised or annoyed expression.

Woman

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image is divided into three parts. The left part shows a portrait of Kanye West. The top right part shows a diagram of two heads connected by lines representing telepathic communication. The bottom right shows a police car with flashing lights.

Chris Pratt

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel image, following the Drake meme format. The top-left panel shows Drake with a disapproving expression, and next to it is a picture of Chris Pratt. The bottom-left panel shows Drake with an approving expression and next to it a picture of a fried rat with potatoes.

Girlfriend

Anonymous · 4 years ago

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Time

RapBoat · 2 years ago

The image shows two photos of Eminem side-by-side. The first photo is of a young boy with light brown hair, and the second photo is of Eminem as an adult with a tattoo on his arm. Above both images is the text: "IS THIS THE GREATEST GLOWUP OF ALL TIME????"

Jeffrey Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post. The post's text reads, 'These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.' Below the text is a photo taken from what appears to be a concert crowd. In the foreground, the top of a person's head is visible, looking up. The main focus is a large, clear, reflective sphere or bubble. Reflected inside this sphere are two men, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump, standing side-by-side and smiling towards the viewer. Epstein is on the left, wearing a light blue shirt and a dark blazer. Trump is on the right, wearing a dark suit and a light pink tie. Bright stage lights are visible in the background, creating a glowing effect around the figures.

Student

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tweet shows a school board proposing a list of names for a school. These names include "Drew Brees Elementary", "Bruce Lee Elementary", "John Cena Elementary School", "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance", and "Schoolie McSchoolface". The tweet comments, "This is what happens when you let the students submit new names for their school."

Tesla

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A picture of Rick Ross wearing a baseball cap and jewelry. Below, the text reads "Rick Ross is afraid Teslas will automatically drive him to police."

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