
Celebrity jokes
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
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NOOOO not cole
Stonks
Tonights gonna be a good good night
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