Chris Pratt jokes

All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.