Chris Pratt jokes

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."