Chris Pratt jokes
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Memes
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.


