Chris Pratt jokes

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.