Celebrity jokes
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Memes
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
choi soobin loml
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.