Celebrity jokes
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Memes
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Cameron Boyce
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!