Celebrity jokes
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.