Celebrity jokes
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
choi soobin loml
Happy New Year!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.