Celebrity jokes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
"Dababy midget porn."
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.