She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
