Celebrity jokes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Memes
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Cameron Boyce
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
"Dababy midget porn."