tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Celebrity Jokes
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
