My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who just had his first... experience. He orders a bunch of booze to wash away the taste. Get it? It's funny because it implies the experience wasn't all that great. And let's be real, you probably wouldn't know a good experience if it slapped you in the face.