Celebrity jokes
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
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What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?