Celebrity jokes
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.