Celebrity jokes
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
I am Paul Walker.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.