Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Which fish is the most famous? The star fish!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
I wank over Rose Watson.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?