Celebrity jokes

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?

Stan JoJo Siwa.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What did the parent say to M.J.?

"Get off my kid!"

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)

To find his fans!

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."