Celebrity jokes

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

Stan JoJo Siwa.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.

Jada Smith: Grow some balls!

Me: Grow some hair!

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."