Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Celebrity Jokes
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Cameron Boyce
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
