Celebrity jokes
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
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Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
I like mine's extra cheesy!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!