Celebrity jokes

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Jada Smith: Grow some balls!

Me: Grow some hair!

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!