Celebrity jokes
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Memes
I like mine's extra cheesy!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.