Celebrity jokes
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
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The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa