Celebrity jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.