Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?