I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
Celebrity Jokes
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
choi soobin loml
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
