Celebrity jokes
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.