Celebrity jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.