Celebrity jokes
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Memes
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas