Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Orphan

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

Mike

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

Education

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Difference

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Roast

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Prince

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chat

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Direction

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Son

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Hairline

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Relationship

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?