Celebrity jokes
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
I am Paul Walker.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Don't free Britney!
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️