Celebrity jokes
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I am Paul Walker.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."