Celebrity jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Memes
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
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If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.