Celebrity jokes
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Don't free Britney!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
I like mine's extra cheesy!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.