Celebrity jokes
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Memes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.