I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Bill Cosplay
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
