Celebrity jokes
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Memes
I like mine's extra cheesy!
I am Paul Walker.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.