Celebrity jokes
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
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The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.