Celebrity jokes
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Cardi B has very long nails.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪