Celebrity jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Don't free Britney!
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.