"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Celebrity Jokes
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
