Celebrity jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Who's Lil John?
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.